Three of my favourite limericks:
1)
There once was a priest of Belgrave,
Who put a dead whore in a grave.
He said, full of lust,
"With a bit of a dust -
"Just think of the money I'll save!"
[Comedian Dave Allen, I think]
2)
Two ugly sisters from Fordham
Went out for a walk, till it bored 'em.
Then, on the way back
A sex maniac
Jumped out from a bush - and ignored 'em.
[Comedienne Pam Ayers]
3)
When Lady Penelope swoons
Her bosoms pop out like balloons.
Her butler stands by,
With a gleam in his eye,
And pops them back with warm spoons.
[Comedian Kenny Everett]
About Me
- Rookwings
- Norfolk, England, United Kingdom
- Mother of four [started young], grandmother of seven [nine soon], happily single; mostly, these days, doing voluntary work - with wildlife. I'm taller than only a handful of people, including my mother, with low B.M.I. I like creating artistically [most media]; computers; machines [especially power tools that help me create things faster]; and I hate waste. There's only one thing that really annoys me, therefore I'm easily pleased. =)
